Some new skills you fully embrace and display like a peacock. Display and display and display. (I’m sure some parental oversight is at the root of these repetitive behaviors; I’ll wait to hear all about it from your high-school counselor). Other skills you learn and keep under wraps; they are as elusive as Yeti or Sasquatch, and a sighting is rare. We still have no proof of the cuddly beast that rolls from its back to its belly. This weekend, though, we have two confirmed accounts of a small, plump, and wiggly creature that sucks on its big toe as if it were a thumb, and flicks this fleshy digit on it’s upper gum like some obscene Italian gesture. It’s name is Toemunch and it makes frequent stops on the changing table in your room.
