So, this is an adorable story that happened to Alyssa. My experience from this was that I was sitting in my office at about 4:15 and heard the bath running. I was actually on the phone with a client and said “Oh, that can’t be good.”
So, according to Alyssa, she woke you up from your nap and you had a really wet diaper. She decided that you would love to just air your buns out for a bit. You ran into your bathroom to play. Then she heard “uh. uh. ew. ew.” and wasn’t sure what was going on. Finally, she walked into the bathroom and saw that you had taken a poop on the floor. You were freaked out because there was poop on your bucket. So, Alyssa threw you in the bathtub to clean the bucket and your bum.
Then to clean up the floor, she had decided to stick you in your crib for just a second. Luckily, you had pooped on the tile floor… then she heard an evil little giggle from your crib. It seems as Alyssa was wiping up the final bits of your bits, you decided to take a little pee off the side of your crib.
Alyssa told me later how silly she felt: off course you’re going to poop and pee – you’re not potty-trained. I know I should tell her that just the other day you took a piss everywhere after we didn’t get a diaper on you fast enough after a bath. But it’s just much easier to admit it to the internet, really.
