Belly Button Hurt

Tonight we let you have some sorbet after you ate like such a big boy at dinner. Problem is, you really like ice cream and sorbet and tend to scarf it down really quickly. We try to warn you about eating it too fast, to no avail. So halfway through your dessert, you turned to us gripping your shirt said “Bewy buttin huwt.”

Toot

Tonight you tooted.
Mommy and Daddy asked, “What do you say after you toot?”
To which you replied:

“Bless you, Igloo.”